Best dating joke ever
In second place was a legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu'.
Other jokes to make the top 20 include a string of brilliant one-liners - and digs at wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.
Wife: Can I have ’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar?
No matter what the approach, these sexy come ons will make you laugh and you'll find breaking the ice with a joke isn't as tricky as it seems.
A first date gives you only an imperfect snapshot of who a person really is.
Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.
" Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die" My Last 3 Boyfriends Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year.
Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?